While I Am On Holiday, My Cats Are Going To A Cattery, -do I Put Albert My Cuttlefish In The Cutlery Drawer?
You daft thing! He needs to go into the garden shed!!
*sighs and wanders off*
You daft thing! He needs to go into the garden shed!!
*sighs and wanders off*
“Another Dogging Holiday I Suppose..?
My budgie Bertie says ~ he will mind Albert for you ~ he loves cuttlefish
Yes. And while your at it put the knife fish in there too.
are you forking mad! there are knives in there!
Thats the one, good work fella
You have a cuttlefish named Albert? Nurse! … nurse! That’s a stupid name for a fish knife.
No, take him to aunt Marge, she will put him in her shark tank.
Haha, yes you do.