What Was This Crazed Person Eating?
Whilst gadding about the village this morning, I spotted one of the commoners walking down the street, eating some sort of baked disc product from a bag. Firstly, why do the gutter classes eat without cutlery (are they unable to because of their oafish, fat fingers?) and secondly, what was this strange ‘crisp’ foodstuff that the peasant was stuffing into his mouth?
That would be a closely guarded secret not shared with pretentious dimwits such as yourself.
That was me, I was eating Disco’s- Salt and vinegar flavor to be precise.
COOME ON PLEASE
it was a fried “chip” made from the potatoe. This starchy tuber is a common foodstuff for the lower classes as it is cheap and filling. But it is not a food a gentleman would eat.
Have you ever tried to eat crisps with a knife and fork??????
I rest my case!
Are you sure these were edible items Marmelade, and not just flaky skin from the commoner’s scabby flesh? Perhaps he had collected the flakes and was snacking on them due to a lack of food resources. I believe commoners sometimes have difficulty making ends meet.
I honestly have no idea…..I do not associate with the commoners and have my servants do my walking for me since I am far too superior to be doing it for myself (LOL)
Sir,
What sort of question is this. Her ladyship and I were about to sit down in the dining room, awaiting our braised pheasant in a red wine source . The maid was tittering after reading your question. She is even now standing on the platform at the local station awaiting the train back to Blackpool. She said something about “Crisps” Even if she is 7 months preggers its nothing to do with me and if I had my way the girl would have had a damm good thrashing before she was dismissed.. Ye Gods! what is this country coming to?
The deuce? How very odd and uncivilised.
Mark my words, they’ll all be living in caves in a few months at this rate.
Ok, someone’s contradicting themselves….
you sound like someone from the 1700’s but you use the computer????
sounds like a potato chip bag to me.
and,hey, we say “ghetto” nowadays, not “gutter”. Keep up with the times!
maybe did you take advantage of these poor devils, and let them eat your crazy cokk….cutlery would be kinky
maybe it was a pancake and what is gutter classes, but next time you see folks eat something take and show a photo
Why would one with such class as yourself EVER be found gadding?? I usually make my loyal subjects carry me about the plaza, making sure they have a spring in each step.
Damned if I know Beauville, quite extraordinary if you ask me, a baked disc you say, don’t know all that many commoners to ask, deuced if I don’t. As for the answer from johnsonk the word is definitely gutter, not ghetto, we have gutters here. I would ask Cuthbertson but he is comatose after drinking a pint of cleaning fluid and sherry mix, told him before about mixing drinks.
Why on earth would you need utensils my good man, to eat such a fine confection? All one has to do is crunch them with a hammer, and suck the crumbs up in a straw. No need for moist towelettes then.
Why I do believe, old chap, that they call them ‘crisps’, a name somewhat lacking of imagination but then being perfectly typical of these damnable peasants. And yes I think you are correct in your assumed correlation between lack of basic table manners and digit girth; now I tried one of these crisps once, as I was curious to experience how the lesser folk live, and I must say that eating them in the proper way would be most difficult. At first I concluded that this ‘food’ was designed purely to accommodate those with the fat finger syndrome, however I later came to realise that even on one of the few days when they can afford a proper meal the disgusting pigs still refuse cutlery, preferring instead to use their hands as fleshy shovels. Foul creatures indeed, what?
Why Sir Sweet, I always thought that the English started this wonderful treat to eat with fish.
I believe you are speaking of the wonderful potato chip.
Yummy!
Walker crisps -you are unable to eat them with a knife and fork – send a servant out to buy you a bag to try you might like them
i dont know wat your foreign peoples eat ova there in a brown bag, but ova here in the US, dats some of the best tastin food u can get… we also put our best beverages in a brown bag….to hide from the po po